meet the team

Founder & CEO

Dave Abadin

Major tinkerer. Drive a barely working '88 Bronco. Bad jokes.

Logistics Lead

Pikop Andropov

Pikop is AI generated. He'd love to meet you!

Customer Service Specialist

Begonia Payne-Diaz

Turning headaches into profit!

Ornithology Intern

Luke A. Boyd

Tough as woodpecker lips, Luke!

Accounts Payable

Imelda Czechs

It really is all in the name.

Chief Negotiator

Bernadette Bridge

"If I know anything about history, its that the Battle of Hastings was fought in 1066"

Director of Purchasing

Lois Bidder

Cheap, cheap, cheap!

Political Consultant

Mark Iavelli

Mark knows politics.

Sales Director

Aziz Nowarranty

Ice to an eskimo, baby.